This is for you Matthew
Saturday, December 8, 2007
Friday, December 7, 2007
HAIR
With a title like that...who needs enemies?
I've been thinking, which is something I do, of growing out my hair for a certain couple's wedding. My uncle apparently is doing the same, either that or he's got issues...probably both considering he's MY uncle.
ANYWAY, I just wanted to take a poll of sorts...to see if everyone thinks I should continue stuffing my hair inside my hat until it's long enough to pass for a Jedi Master...(no offense Master Windu)
Maybe I should post a picture of my hair at this moment to give you an idea of what you are about to vote on... brace yourself...
I've been thinking, which is something I do, of growing out my hair for a certain couple's wedding. My uncle apparently is doing the same, either that or he's got issues...probably both considering he's MY uncle.
ANYWAY, I just wanted to take a poll of sorts...to see if everyone thinks I should continue stuffing my hair inside my hat until it's long enough to pass for a Jedi Master...(no offense Master Windu)
Maybe I should post a picture of my hair at this moment to give you an idea of what you are about to vote on... brace yourself...
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Longest, most pointless video ever...watch at your own peril.
Last night, I bought a video camera from a guy on Craig's list. We met him by an ATM at McDonalds in Norwood. Being a new camera, we couldn't just let it sit there on the ride home.....soo....
Thursday, November 29, 2007

Haggis Myths:
It is in the nature of the haggis that it should be a creature shrouded in mystery. Over the years many misconceptions have developed about these reclusive creatures. Here we are happy to debunk the most common myths and set the record straight.
A haggis is just a sheep’s stomach stuffed with meat and oatmeal.
The most common mistaken belief about the haggis is that it is some kind of pudding made from sheep innards. This somewhat macabre idea dates back many centuries. Its origins lie in a Pictish fertility ceremony which featured a parade of creatures known to produce large numbers of offspring. The haggis was one such animal. However, as hunting techniques were not as sophisticated as they were then and - for reasons explained in The Haggis in Scotland’s History - haggis numbers were low, the Pictish priests often had to make do with a model for these ceremonies. Said model haggis was made from an inflated sheep bladder, hence the myth.
They have one leg shorter than another.
This misconception originated with a respected English commentator. However, the haggis’s legs are all the same size. Any apparent difference in length could be due to the haggis’s habit of standing in a bog to confuse predators. Quite why this would confuse a predator is unclear as the haggis would be unable to run away, being as it is stuck in a bog.
Its hurdies are like a distant hill.
A haggis is rarely larger than a foot long. It has a gentle rounded shape and a soft consistency. How it is like a geological feature quite escapes us. Suilven is a distant hill. It is 2,399 feet high and made from unforgiving glacier-scarred rock. Pretty unhaggislike, you would agree. We suspect that this one is down to poetic licence.
Haggii live with the monster in Loch Ness.
This is nonsense. Haggises are not aquatic. They are also extremely wary of any creature larger than them and would not consort with a large carnivore, even one supposed to be mythical. There is also nothing to suggest that there is any truth behind the rumour that swimming with haggises strapped to your feet will prevent monster attacks. There have been no recorded attacks on anyone by the Loch Ness monster, haggis attachments notwithstanding.
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A haggis is just a sheep’s stomach stuffed with meat and oatmeal.
The most common mistaken belief about the haggis is that it is some kind of pudding made from sheep innards. This somewhat macabre idea dates back many centuries. Its origins lie in a Pictish fertility ceremony which featured a parade of creatures known to produce large numbers of offspring. The haggis was one such animal. However, as hunting techniques were not as sophisticated as they were then and - for reasons explained in The Haggis in Scotland’s History - haggis numbers were low, the Pictish priests often had to make do with a model for these ceremonies. Said model haggis was made from an inflated sheep bladder, hence the myth.
They have one leg shorter than another.
This misconception originated with a respected English commentator. However, the haggis’s legs are all the same size. Any apparent difference in length could be due to the haggis’s habit of standing in a bog to confuse predators. Quite why this would confuse a predator is unclear as the haggis would be unable to run away, being as it is stuck in a bog.
Its hurdies are like a distant hill.
A haggis is rarely larger than a foot long. It has a gentle rounded shape and a soft consistency. How it is like a geological feature quite escapes us. Suilven is a distant hill. It is 2,399 feet high and made from unforgiving glacier-scarred rock. Pretty unhaggislike, you would agree. We suspect that this one is down to poetic licence.
Haggii live with the monster in Loch Ness.
This is nonsense. Haggises are not aquatic. They are also extremely wary of any creature larger than them and would not consort with a large carnivore, even one supposed to be mythical. There is also nothing to suggest that there is any truth behind the rumour that swimming with haggises strapped to your feet will prevent monster attacks. There have been no recorded attacks on anyone by the Loch Ness monster, haggis attachments notwithstanding.
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Summer Adventures: Sunken Ships off West Arichat Island
Twas late afternoon, I could hear the call of the gulls lost somewhere in the fog above my head. Staring out into the small Bay of West Arichat, I saw my two old friends...and I mean OLD.
Last time we came to Arichat my brother and I "Adopted" two, half-sunk, fishing boats as our own. The locals say that the owner, being angry at the Arichat government, stripped the boats and skipped town, leaving them to rot in the water, and in turn, making the island look trashy. But to us, it was as good as finding a treasure chest...
At high tide...there isn't much room to wander around. you had to find "stepping stones" to make your way across the boats.
We spent a good ten minutes pulling this thing off the side of the boat with a bucket tied to an old rope. Biggest Starfish I have EVER seen.
Tadah!
Last time we came to Arichat my brother and I "Adopted" two, half-sunk, fishing boats as our own. The locals say that the owner, being angry at the Arichat government, stripped the boats and skipped town, leaving them to rot in the water, and in turn, making the island look trashy. But to us, it was as good as finding a treasure chest...
Now, this falls under that category of "Things that look fun, but can kill you dead." No one was willing to bet their life that an old rope that had been soaking in salt water for a few years could safely carry them over all the dangerous metal objects strewn on the deck. So we used this huge cannon ball thing tied to a pulley...it worked BEAUTIFULLY! I was pretty proud of our work. We were just about to forcefully tie my cousin to the pulley when some locals told us that if the Powers That Be found us here...we would be fined $2,000. Even though we could have made a killing (pun intended) charging $50 a person to ride the Zip-Line of Death...we decided it wasn't worth the black marks on our records...so that was the end of our Sunken Boat Adventure.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Musical blog!!!!
I AM SIKED!!! I finally got music on my blog!!
here's what I'm thinking...if there's a song someone would like to hear on my blog...send me a comment...I'll take them and put them on my playlist...that way, when you visit my blog...you can choose your song to play while you read all the boring stuff I have on here! Woot!
Okeyday...till next time then..
here's what I'm thinking...if there's a song someone would like to hear on my blog...send me a comment...I'll take them and put them on my playlist...that way, when you visit my blog...you can choose your song to play while you read all the boring stuff I have on here! Woot!
Okeyday...till next time then..
Thursday, November 22, 2007
HAPPY THANKGIVING!!!
May everyone who reads this (and those who don't) be blessed with family, friends, laughter and of course...Food.
God bless you guys
God bless you guys
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
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Monday, October 29, 2007
Plymouth Plantation 2007
Twas a rainy morning in the small quiet town of Plainville, MA. Friends from upstate New York (Mark & Tina, Emily and Sarah Hankins) were visiting for a few days. We decided to take them to Plymouth Plantation for the day....rain or shine....or rain.
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