New Todd Foster Poster

Recent Pictures

These are pictures from today. We played soccer for almost three hours! I'm a little sore....just a little.

Drivers Ed

Well, Driver's Ed has started. To tell the truth, its not as bad as i thought it was. Although i kinda wished we still had our first teacher...she seemed, friendlier (Did i spell that right?)

Anyway, here are a few picts from Driver's Ed...I'll try to put more on when I get permission!



Ahhh...the Car ride



Studying hard for the quiz!

For Nate and Ryan

Hey guys here are some gun flashes and other explosions thingies. If you ever need them for a movie.

http://www.detonationfilms.com/free_stuff.htm

Todd Foster Blog

Heres the link to my new blog:

http://toddepic.blogspot.com/

URGENT!!!!!

Regardless of make or year, all units known as "Human
Beings" are being recalled by the Manufacturer. This
is due to a malfunction in the original prototype
units, code named "Adam" and "Eve", resulting in the
reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent
units. This defect is technically termed, "Serious
Internal Non-morality," but more commonly known as
"SIN".
Some of the symptoms of the SIN defect:

[a] Loss of direction
[b] Lack of peace and joy
[c] Depression
[d] Foul vocal emissions
[e] Selfishness
[f] Ingratitude
[g] Fearfulness
[h] Rebellion
[i] Jealousy
The Manufacturer is providing factory authorized
repair service free of charge to correct the SIN
defect.
The Repair Technician,Jesus,has most generously
offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering
cost of these repairs.
To repeat, there is no fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:....
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload the burden of SIN
through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,
Jesus, into the heart component of the human unit.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus
will replace it with:

[a] Love
[b] Joy
[c] Peace
[d] Kindness
[e] Goodness
[f] Faithfulness
[g] Gentleness
[h] Patience
[I] Self-control

Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for
further details on the use of these fixes.
As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made
available to all repaired units a facility enabling
direct monitoring and assistance from the resident
Maintenance Technician, the Holy Ghost. Repaired units
need only make Him welcome, and He will take up
residence on the premises.
WARNING: Continuing to operate a human being unit
without corrections voids the Manufacturer's warranty,
exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous
to list and will ultimately result in the human unit
being incinerated.
Thank you for your immediate attention.
Please assist by notifying others of this important
recall notice

Some Todd Foster pics.

Todd foster trailer

I can't seem to attach my trailer to the blog. So untill I fugure it out, sit tight.

Star wars ( Humor )

EMBARRASSING THINGS THAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU WHILE USING A LIGHTSABER.


1. You turn it on while holding it backwards.

2. You make that sharp crackling noise with your mouth each time you clash it with your opponent's lightsaber—having forgotten that the noise happens naturally.

3. You've given in to the Dark Side of the Force, so the beam is normally red. But you forget to replace the weak batteries in the thing, rendering it pink, and turning you into the laughingstock of the Empire.

4. You try to use it to cut your birthday cake, expecting the lightsaber to slice through the pastry as easily as it did Luke's hand. Instead, the cake vaporizes the instant the lightsaber touches it, à la Obi-Wan.

5. You mistake it for a Popsicle.

Bumper stickers in the Star Wars Universe

My Jedi brat can beat up your honors student

I survived the Battle of Endor

Palpatine, save me from your followers

My other starship is an SSD

Visit Scenic Beggars Canyon

Jedi Master on board -- please fly carefully

Support your local stormtrooper -- buy Imperial

Poodoo happens...

"My other vehicle is an AT-AT"

"Palpatine/Vader in 2000 (Like you have a choice)"

"If you don't like the way I fly, stay out of the asteroid field"

"The only way they'll get my Standard-Imperial Blaster Rifle is if they pry it from my cold, dead hands"

"I brake for Wookies (But not for Ewoks)"

"Don't follow me - my hyperdrive is disabled"

Graduate of the Han Solo School of Asteroid Belt Navigation

Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management

Yoda School of Sentence Structure Graduate, I Am!

Baby Ewok on Board

Jedi Academy Honor Student on Board

Don't Like the Way I Drive? Call 1-800-FLY-CASUAL

My Other Car is an Incom T-16

Member of Stormtroopers Local 1138

Mon Mothma for Emperor!

Things Luke Skywalker Did Between Episode V and VI

1. Spent a lot of time in the gymnastics facilities working on those AMAZING back flips, etc...

2. Played "Itsy Bitsy Spider" trying to get his fingers to work again

3. One word: Whined

4. Spent days, and days, and days trying to figure out why his mom married a walking toaster.

5. Played "Ding, Dong, Ditch" with doorways on board the Medical Frigate to practice his Force skills until they kicked him out.

6. Learned to shoot baskets again.

Minnesota Airlines

Lutran airline

YA SHURE, YA BETCHA! DIS IS DA LATEST AIR SERVICE TO SPROUT UP IN MINNYSOTA. ALSO SERVING VISCONSIN, NORT AND SOUT DAKOTA.

If you are travelin soon, consider Lutran (Lutheran) Air, da no-frills airline. You're all in da same boat on Lutran Air, where flyin is an upliftin experience

Dere is no first class on any Lutran Air flight.

Meals are potluck. Rows 1 - 6, bring rolls; rows 7 - 15, bring a salad; rows 16 - 21, a hot dish,
and rows 22 - 30, a dessert. Basses and tenors please sit in da rear of da aircraft.

Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage. All fares are by freewill offering and da plane will not land 'til da budget is met.

Pay attention to your flight attendant, who will acquaint you wit da safety system aboard dis Lutran Air 599.

Okay den, listen up. I'm only gonna say dis vonce. In da event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly gonna be real surprised and so will Captain Olsen, because we fly right around two tousand feet, so loss of cabin pressure would probably mean da Second Coming or someting of dat nature, and I wouldn't bodar with doze liddle masks on da rubber tubes.

You're gonna have bigger tings to worry about den dat. Just stuff doze back up in dair little holes. Probably da masks fell out because of turbulence, which, to be honest wit ya, we're gonna have quite a bit of at two tousand feet.......sort of like driving across a plowed field, but after a while ya get used to it.

In da event of a water landing, I'd say, "Forget it". Start saying da Lord's Prayer and just hope ya get to da part about "forgive us for our sins as we forgive doze who sin against us", which some people say, "trespass against us", which isn't right, but what can ya do?

Da use of cell phones on da plane is strictly forbidden, not because day may confuse da plane's navigation system, which is seat of da pants all the way. No, it's because cell phones are a pain in da wazoo, and if God meant ya to use a cell phone, He would have put your mout on da side of your head.



We start lunch right about noon and it's buffet style with da coffee pot up front.

Den we'll have da hymn sing; hymnals are in da seat pocket in front of you. Don't take yours wit ya when you go or I am gonna be real upset and I am not kiddin!

Right now I'll say Grace.
"Come, Lord Jesus, be our guest and let deze gifts to us be blessed. Fadar, Son, and Holy Ghost, may we land in Dulut or pretty damn close. Amen!