URGENT!!!!!

Regardless of make or year, all units known as "Human
Beings" are being recalled by the Manufacturer. This
is due to a malfunction in the original prototype
units, code named "Adam" and "Eve", resulting in the
reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent
units. This defect is technically termed, "Serious
Internal Non-morality," but more commonly known as
"SIN".
Some of the symptoms of the SIN defect:

[a] Loss of direction
[b] Lack of peace and joy
[c] Depression
[d] Foul vocal emissions
[e] Selfishness
[f] Ingratitude
[g] Fearfulness
[h] Rebellion
[i] Jealousy
The Manufacturer is providing factory authorized
repair service free of charge to correct the SIN
defect.
The Repair Technician,Jesus,has most generously
offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering
cost of these repairs.
To repeat, there is no fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:....
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload the burden of SIN
through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,
Jesus, into the heart component of the human unit.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus
will replace it with:

[a] Love
[b] Joy
[c] Peace
[d] Kindness
[e] Goodness
[f] Faithfulness
[g] Gentleness
[h] Patience
[I] Self-control

Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for
further details on the use of these fixes.
As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made
available to all repaired units a facility enabling
direct monitoring and assistance from the resident
Maintenance Technician, the Holy Ghost. Repaired units
need only make Him welcome, and He will take up
residence on the premises.
WARNING: Continuing to operate a human being unit
without corrections voids the Manufacturer's warranty,
exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous
to list and will ultimately result in the human unit
being incinerated.
Thank you for your immediate attention.
Please assist by notifying others of this important
recall notice